roflmao

Omygod, I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. Chris has been getting off work about the time I wake up. I was brushing my teeth getting ready to wake the boys this morning when he walked it. He was pale and aggitated. I asked what was wrong. I was nervous as he rode his motorcycle home from work. Nope, no problem til he walked up the stairs. When he got to the door he was face to face with what he thought was a Jamacian afro. (at 5:45 am ) It took him awhile to realize I had hung a wreath at the door at eye level. True it is a pretty floppy wreath made with emu feathers. All the lights on the 3rd floor landing have burnt out. I have complained 3 times. He will be going down to the office today to demand they change them.
I said "you had your helmet on, you were protected".
He said, "what was I gonna do, head butt him?"
I bust up laughing telling the boys the story. I probably laughed for 45 minutes straight. He was so serious, and to think I wasn't trying to scare him. The wreath was hanging on the door yesterday when he left, he is just oblivious!